We’re not saying that our merch will make you more attractive to your preferred gender(s). We’re not saying that it’ll make your teeth whiter or your hair more glossy. We’re not saying that it’ll cure mental and physical ills, turn back the clock or make you invisible to your enemies.

That’s because none of those things is true.

What we can say, though, is that wearing clothing with our logo on it will probably make you a bit warmer. And sometimes that’s enough.

We’ll be getting merchandise (and CDs!) manufactured when we’re gigging, but for now we’ve used Spreadshirt to create a range of print-on-demand items: male and female T-shirts in various styles and the odd tote bag too. Pricing is set by them, not us.

Click here to see the range.